Breaking: Hillary Isn’t Done, She’s Running For Brand New Political Position, Brace Yourself

by Chris Reynolds 0

Hillary Rodham Clinton signs copies of her book Hard Choices at Books and Books on October 2, 2014 in Coral Gables, Florida.(Photo by Jeff Daly/Invision/AP)

Two-time failed Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton’s ego is so huge that she’s still in denial about getting defeated by Republican rival Donald Trump. Instead of accept her loss and trying to do something for the good of all Americans, she’s been acting very strangely.

Should could be working to heal the divide that she created during the bitter election fight, but instead she’s been in semi-seclusion, plotting her next move, which apparently does not involve retirement. The New York Post recently revealed that Hillary may run for another important elected office.

Stated sources to the Post, Hillary Clinton is seriously considering running for Mayor of New York City. Current Democrat Bill de Blasio is so widely hated that many think she could oust him and win, and would actually welcome it if she did.

Stated Democratic strategist Hank Sheinkopf in an interview about Hillary Clinton’s chances, “She is wildly popular among New Yorkers — so much so that were she to file, de Blasio would have to file his retirement papers on the same day.”

Even the Post seemed to support her, saying, “Yes, we were highly critical of Hillary Clinton in the runup to Election Day. But that was the race for the White House, where she offered a program far to the left of the nation’s center. Not so in New York, where she’d be dead-center in the city’s Democratic majority. Progressive, but not obsessed with proving it — nor with trying to use the mayoralty to become a national leader. Passionate for social justice, but not an ideologue who’ll stick by homeless or affordable-housing policies that are clearly failing.” Are you frightened of the possibility of Hillary becoming New York City’s Mayor?