A wildfire has hit southern California. It has gotten so bad that some Hollywood celebrities have been forced to flee their homes. One of these celebrities is none other than Chelsea Handler. And who does she blame? Donald Trump.
“Just evacuated my house. It’s like Donald Trump is setting the world on fire. Literally and figuratively. Stay safe everyone. Dark times,” tweeted Handler. Who knew, but Donald Trump can apparently control fire. He can control the weather. According to Chelsea Handler, President Trump is God. This news comes right after Handler made news for calling Sarah Huckabee Sanders a ‘whore.’
“That harlot that they’re dressing up and trolloping out every day? I mean, one day she has no makeup on at all, the next she has six-foot-long eyelashes, she’s got cleavage and summer whore lipstick all over her face. Can you believe what they turned her into? A proper trollop,” said Handler of Sanders.
Earlier Handler claimed that she would be leaving her show to pursue political activism full time. “Like so many across the country, the past presidential election and the countless events that have unfolded since have galvanized me. From the national level down to the grassroots, it’s clear our decisions at the ballot box next year will mark a defining moment for our nation,” said Handler.
“For these reasons, I’ve decided not to return for another season of ‘Chelsea,’ and instead devote as much time as I can to becoming a more knowledgeable and engaged citizen and to focus on projects that have significance to me,” said Handler. Her time as a star is almost complete. How many more stupid things will she say before she is gone?