Eminem Releases Perverted Rap About “Ivanka Trump In The Trunk Of My Car”

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The rapper Eminem made headlines when he released a freestyle rap against President Trump. He then whined to the media when Trump didn’t acknowledge it. “I was and still am extremely angry. I can’t stand that motherf***er. I feel like he’s not paying attention to me. I was kind of waiting for him to say something and for some reason, he didn’t say anything,” said Eminem.

He hasn’t given up. He released a new album filled with anti-Trump lyrics, hoping for some attention from Donald Trump. Some of the lyrics were particularly disturbing, with references to rape. But because it is insulting to Trump, liberals are cool with it.

“Someone get this Aryan a sheet. Time to bury him, so tell him to prepare to get impeached. Everybody on your feet. This is where terrorism and heroism meets, square up in the streets. This chump barely even sleeps. All he does is watch Fox News like a parrot and repeats. While he looks like a canary with a beak. Why you think banned transgenders from the military with a tweet? He’s tryin’ to divide us,” he rapped.

He then went after Ivanka. “Donald Duck’s on as the Tonka Truck in the yard. But dog how the f*ck is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car. Gotta get to the bottom of it to try to solve it. Must go above and beyond, ’cause it’s incumbent upon Me, ’cause I feel somewhat responsible for the dumb little blonde girl
That motherf*ckin’ baton twirler that got dumped in the pond,” he rapped.

The album has gotten terrible reviews Uproxx and TheFourohFive. And much to Eminem’s dismay, Donald Trump has yet to comment on it.