Michelle Obama Says That She Is The Real First Lady, Not Melania

by Donald 0


During a speech in Philadelphia, Michelle Obama claimed that she is the real first lady, and she will be forever. Could you imagine anything that horrible?

“We need you all to be successful… We have such high hopes for you. See, I am not one of those doubters. I know that you have everything it takes to succeed,” said Michelle Obama. “I know you are me, and if I can be standing here as your forever first lady, then you can do anything you put your mind to,” she claimed.

Michelle Obama has had a knack for talking down to Americans. In a different speech she compared the American people to children, claiming they need someone like Obama to feed them carrots, but someone like Trump will let them stay up late and do whatever they want.

According to Michelle, her husband’s administration was like “having the ‘good parent’ at home — the responsible parent, the one who told you to eat your carrots and go to bed on time.”

“And now we have the other parent. We thought it’d feel fun — maybe it feels fun for now because we can eat candy all day and stay up late and not follow the rules,” said Michelle.